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Total Medals Earned: 442 (From 47 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,960 Points

Spewer

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/210 points)

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tower of Heaven

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)

TENACIOUS EID 5 Points

Clear a level after dying five times in it.

GOD COMPLEX 25 Points

Collect all hidden secrets

ATOP THE WORLD 50 Points

Climb to the top of the tower

ETERNAL SANCTITY 100 Points

Complete the game with no deaths

INDIGNANT DIVINITY 100 Points

Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 15/18 (400/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

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Zelda the Welder

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Clock Welder 5 Points

Repair the clock

Robot Welder 10 Points

Repair the robot

Bomb Welder 50 Points

Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN

Zombie Resurrection

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)

Dead Giveaway 5 Points

Completed the first level

High Five 10 Points

Complete 5 levels

Halfway There 10 Points

Complete 10 levels

Zombie Resurrector 25 Points

Complete all levels